弟子超神我躺平，宗门毁灭我无敌

What kind of trash system is this?! If I destroy my own sect, I become invincible—but if I try to strengthen it, the system wipes me out! And right at this moment, the Sect Master insists I take on a disciple? Hmph… Fine, I’ll accept a disciple—but who says I have to *teach* them properly? If my disciple ends up wrecking the sect for me, that still counts! Solving inequalities has never been this fast! Beautiful female disciples, come to me at once! (Source: Tencent, translated)